Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

by dkjbds August 26, 2008

don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

by omomo November 17, 2013

make me raw

Where you FUCK so much and so hard that your skin (pussy/penis) is "raw"

Tom: So how was it last night with Laurie
David: It was amazing I told her to make me raw

by Dirtymindedemotrash March 17, 2017

Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*

by Taylorthetaylonator January 02, 2010

don't make me none

Response said when someone says something and you simply don't care or whatever they said didn't affect you in any way.

i really don't care

it didn't affect me at all.

Amy: Hey, the other day John tried to get play from your best friend.

You: So? That don't make me none.

by FriscoJenna May 23, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

by kingkong77775 April 13, 2007

Don't make me piss

A phrase used when experiencing a great amount of laughter or an uncontrollable amount of laughter in a given situation.

Betty: Susan fell down the stairs and her pants ripped!
Gretta: Don't make me piss

Betty: The teacher driving the school van hit a mailbox
Gretta: Don't make me piss that's unreal

by fooke7 February 07, 2023