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Toemometer

Toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in.

A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."
by Quippy-One December 29, 2023
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Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
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chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011
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