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The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."
The Cyclops Kiss by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019
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kiss the wrapper 

guy 1: what up doe, what's goodie?

guy 2: a, i met this bitch last night. we kicked it and i let her kiss the wrapper.
kiss the wrapper by what's goodie February 15, 2009

Kiss the Concrete 

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.
Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

kiss the lamb between the ears

It means when you ask someone to suck your dick. (Take out your pockets and those are the ears, then between is your dick)
Hey girl wanna kiss the lamb between the ears?

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
Kiss the Unicorn by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Kiss the bottle 

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.
“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
I can’t
Kiss the bottle by SClarky04 December 9, 2021

Kiss The Shark 

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.
I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.
Kiss The Shark by meatholesfan December 16, 2008