A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021
Get the Big Dan's Tavern Customer mug.A semi-nice ass that is typically found in middle-aged to older drinking establishments known as taverns. A Tavern Booty is considered nice given the age of the owner and in comparison to asses of similar age range but not necessarily elite or world class on its own merit.
Ms. Shirley looks pretty gold with that lil' tavern booty, she's damn near as old as my mom, though.
by sha-boing-boing June 29, 2021
Get the Tavern Booty mug.A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.
“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
by Bamsters February 10, 2025
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I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
Get the golden tavern mug.A real nigga from the dade who smokes loud drinks lean and fuxks hella Bitxhes and never spends more than 5$ on them hoes kause thats some lame shit trixking foe them.
Hoe#1 Yo girl i suxked off that nigga Taverniti seiko , his shit was huge.
Hoe#2 Well he Busted on me so im his main..
Hoe#3 fuxk outta hea Bitxh you korny he fuxk all the time
Taverniti Seiko - alright Bitxhes kalm down i know my shit right
Hoe#2 Well he Busted on me so im his main..
Hoe#3 fuxk outta hea Bitxh you korny he fuxk all the time
Taverniti Seiko - alright Bitxhes kalm down i know my shit right
by cookiesndboogies April 25, 2013
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by arbeit September 2, 2016
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