Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.

He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.

by Lezzbar April 26, 2017

Urban spatula

Just like urban dictionary but it defines different types of spatulas.

Urban spatula is a great source for cooking supplies.

by What knife? October 22, 2017

spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula

i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man

by Poo man November 19, 2003

golden spatula

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass

My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?

by Little PP Willie July 13, 2015

construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.

We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!

by cjc1 November 14, 2007

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008