by Notyouidk January 2, 2021
Get the I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understoodmug. The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.
by BrittanyBrokeTheTinkleOath May 23, 2017
Get the Tinkle Oathmug. by Sugar shane on the mic December 28, 2021
Get the Take oathmug. Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
by the teli May 24, 2022
Get the KFC Blood Oathmug. Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Get the testify under oathmug. The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.
Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
by Chac Culling March 23, 2023
Get the Testicle Oathmug. The act of strategically evading, distorting, or sidestepping a sworn oath—especially by public officials—often through legal gymnastics, political maneuvering, or rhetorical misdirection. Unlike oath-taking, which implies duty and honor, oath-tacking is about pretending to uphold principles while undermining them for personal or ideological gain.
The senator stood under a flag, swore allegiance to the Constitution, then spent the next hour oath-tacking his way through a cover-up.
by Randy Steel March 28, 2025
Get the oath-tackingmug.