Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato
by Mr.ballsack May 7, 2015
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When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.
Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
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When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.
Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.
by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015
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When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green
Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.
by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
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When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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