crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Gulag Gluck Gluck

When waiting in the Gulag in call of duty, your teammate joins you and gives you a blowjob in the cell before entering the death match as a parting gift.

I was sent to the gulag but luckily my squad mate joined me and gave me the gulag Gluck Gluck before entering the death match.

by GlazinCheeks April 10, 2025

Gluck Gluck 3000

When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.

Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!

by Carolina Edwardino December 3, 2024

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 8, 2024

National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

Glucked

When a girl gets fucked by a glock. FULLLLY loaded glock for extra tension.

Heard she got glucked yesterday, fully loaded too.

by fortnitecubesex February 11, 2021