Chick-fil-laid

n. (past tense) When you manage to hook up with that cute chick behind the counter of the fastest, most delicious chicken restaurant chain in the southeast. It was her pleasure.

“Dude, I just stopped for a chicken sandwich before work, and I ended up getting Chick-fil-laid!”

by Delta_Whiskey May 1, 2019

Chick-Fil-Itis

That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.

*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."

by Carthago Delenda Est January 29, 2018

Chick-fil-Lane

The line of cars going through the Chick-fil-A drive through that extends into the right hand lane of the road and backs up traffic.

Damn it, I didn’t switch lanes fast enough, now I’m stuck in the Chick-fil-Lane.

I just got rear ended in the Chick-fil-Lane

by e.skoland April 23, 2022

chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a

1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce

by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016

Chick-fil-ar

To consume Chick-fil-a (in Spanish)

Yo neccesito Chick-fil-ar todos los dias.

I need to consume Chick-fil-a every day.

by Freshyz August 23, 2019

Chick-fil-hey

When you drop yo chick-fil-a you do a Chick-fil-hey

John ordered Chick-fil-a and dropped it so he said "Heyyyyyy!"

Heather just chick-fil-hey in the lounge downstairs

by Josh_W474 July 15, 2019

Chick-fil-atio

The act of performing fellatio in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot.

Wow, chick-fil-atio has been on the rise lately. Nowadays it seems like you can't order some waffle fries without stumbling upon a whole crowd of young men orally pleasuring one another!

by The Gay Agenda August 12, 2012