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chad

A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.
That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!
by SociopathHater February 5, 2010
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chad

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!
by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN July 20, 2008
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Chad

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!
Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"
by Elizabitch:) May 10, 2009
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the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.
Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.
by MaxP0wer September 2, 2006
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chad

(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny
Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee
by Davebrochill July 1, 2007
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Chad

Chad is a human but like the definitions say he is kind of a ball sack and also is porn ridden
Chad why r u calling me a SUS
by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019
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Chad

A man with the unfortunacy of being named after your neighborhood redneck and a depressed country in Africa :(
Person 1: Poor Chad
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he’s named after Chad Dinkleberry
by Lionsfan22 April 26, 2019
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