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belt sander to the ball sack 

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack
"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

The Ball Swipe Test 

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.
Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.

the most balla shit eva 

To live a life of extreme wealth in the upmost way possible.
Most people have a closet full of shoes in their house
I got a motherfuckin sweatshop, Thats the most balla shit EVA!
the most balla shit eva by F8 September 8, 2006

the ball and socket 

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!
my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.
the ball and socket by Tomicide November 19, 2004

Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake 

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.
Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding