June 4th

laziness day

the day where you can just sit back relax and become a couch potato

(hbd roz)

man: what’s today

woman: June 4th
*man jumps on couch and becomes couch potato*

by RMackncheese October 17, 2019

January 4th

January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.

Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”

by Shinkin October 26, 2020

December 4th

It’s national kiss your bf or your gf for 5 seconds or more

Gf:’kisses bf’
Bf: what was that for?
Gf: it’s December 4th, kiss you bf or gf day!!

by December 4th November 30, 2019

April 4th

on this it is national make out with your crush, bf, and gf day

Kevin: hey babe its April 4th you know what that means?
babe: what dose it mean?
Kevin: its when you make out with your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend...
babe: oh... well come here then sexy ;)
Kevin: lets get it on sexy ;)

by by LoveLee.The.Cutie November 15, 2019

June 4th

Go to KFC and get something to eat day.

“Hey what’s the date?”
“June 4th.”
“Sweet! gonna get me some KFC!”

by GayGamer August 2, 2019

March 4th

March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them

by YOURMUMTOES December 23, 2019

December 4th

December 4th is the day in school where everyone goes silent for the entire day

Teacher: Can anybody tell me what the answer to this problem is?

Students: *Silent*

Teacher: Why is everyone silent? Is it because today is December 4th?

by SkskCarlightSksk December 3, 2019