Walker Texas Ranger

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.

My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.

by Livi February 23, 2005

South Texas Rotisserie

An act partaken by two males and one female; this includes one man receiving oral sex by the woman and the other man giving anal sex to the woman whilst both men attempt to rotate her in a clockwise/counter-clockwise motion, thus resembling a rotisserie chicken at your local Bar-B-Q Restaurant/PTA Meeting/etc.

Bob: "Hey, me and my buddy doubled-up on this girl last night."
John: "South Texas Rotisserie?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
John: "Been there done that!"

by B. Morales & J. Adams April 22, 2008

Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

by furiousness December 11, 2011

Texas Marinara

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

by LaHound June 28, 2018

Ranger texas

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.

Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store

by Manda79 April 16, 2021

Texas oil pump

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass

Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night

by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018