When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
Get the Napkin Testosterone Boost mug.Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
Get the T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies mug.Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.
by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024
Get the Beef Testosterone mug.When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
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by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
Get the Gym testosterone mug.A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.
After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.
by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024
Get the Abhi Mehta Testosterone mug.Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011
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