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Tentacleware

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.
"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

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"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

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Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium
by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004
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Testicle Wrestle

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.
Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.
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Buffalo testicle

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"
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testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.
I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs
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testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.
john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay
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Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.
Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.
by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004
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Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.
Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.
by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009
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