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Tesco Car Park

A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons
by The corsa April 23, 2022
mugGet the Tesco Car Parkmug.

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'
by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017
mugGet the beat behind tescosmug.

two men with one tesco credit card

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....
by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011
mugGet the two men with one tesco credit cardmug.

tesco bopper

a group of people whom sit outside of Tesco most likely because their banned from the inside and they have nothing else to do. Usually teenagers who smoke and think their 10 men. Dressed like mediocre chavs, waiting for their 17 year old boyfriend who has just passed their driving test and drives a fiat punto with a shitty exhaust and subwoofer blasting that's not me to pick them up and take them to maccies.
Who are the those people who sit outside Tesco? They are Tesco boppers
by 123swagfamxo June 10, 2017
mugGet the tesco boppermug.

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
mugGet the Tessa-Tess of Tescosmug.

Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
mugGet the Tesco Tuesdaymug.

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