A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons
by The corsa April 23, 2022
Get the Tesco Car Parkmug. by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017
Get the beat behind tescosmug. by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011
Get the two men with one tesco credit cardmug. by cee css June 15, 2017
Get the ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?mug. a group of people whom sit outside of Tesco most likely because their banned from the inside and they have nothing else to do. Usually teenagers who smoke and think their 10 men. Dressed like mediocre chavs, waiting for their 17 year old boyfriend who has just passed their driving test and drives a fiat punto with a shitty exhaust and subwoofer blasting that's not me to pick them up and take them to maccies.
by 123swagfamxo June 10, 2017
Get the tesco boppermug. Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
Get the Tessa-Tess of Tescosmug. tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday
if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
Get the Tesco Tuesdaymug.