Texterate

Texting between two people.

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

temperature

if someone is feeling feverish. They may ask someone to check if he /she has a temperature.

by placing a hand on the head to check if the head is hot and feverish and to see if the person has a temperature. The person may ask "have i got a temperature" or sympathetically - "tempwature"

by Snarly May 27, 2008

Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

tempermental

when a person (typically a girl) changes moods drastically because of unruly reasons.

Adam- "Wow! Alessandra is so tempermental!

Alessandra- "Fuck you, Adam!"

by boberthepig December 27, 2017

Temperaturmental

of, relating to, or arising from temperament due to temperature change.

Restaurant Kitchen setting:
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"

Grocery Shopping:
Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."

by Crabjuice November 22, 2011

room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015