Turkish Steamroom

When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"

It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom

by Sugarjay November 17, 2005

Turkish Leafblower

When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.

No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.

by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010

Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.

"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."

by BBone224 October 15, 2018

turkish waterfall

When one guy is taking a dump and another guy pisses between his legs.

Alex and Kevin were in a hurry to get to Atlantic City so they had to do a turkish waterfall.

by ChingyKing5000 May 26, 2007

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015

Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 02, 2017