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Tuba

The most revolting instrument of all. Nobody wants to know what a note under 57 ledger lines sounds like. Tuba players generally are fat, ugly, cheek-puffing slobs. Stay away from tubas and their players.
"*FART*" - sound of a tuba
by Max12234 January 10, 2008
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rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.
The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.
by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
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tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.
Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...
by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014
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filthy tuba

The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.
"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"
by The SkyboundJester June 26, 2015
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Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves
Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.
by StephenMickel July 23, 2012
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Vaginal Tuba

Completely covering a vagina up with your entire mouth while blowing in air. Quickly before the air can escape, push down down on her stomach creating a tuba like sound.
Dre missed being in the band so he gave his girlfriend the 'ol vaginal tuba to re-live some highschool memories.
by Bighusker3511 June 15, 2009
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Tuba Head

A person who's head is shaped like the musical instrument (tuba)
Wow, that fat kid is a tuba head
by Lamboman23 November 9, 2009
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