Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 30, 2009

Tosser

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

by Tezza November 11, 2003

Tosser

A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!

Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!

by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012

Tosser

Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant

Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser

by Neon Angel October 30, 2003

Tosser

Someone who puts a recyclable beverage container in the trash.

Don't be a tosser, Adam, recycle that can.

by Dont Be A Tosser March 04, 2009

tosser

n. One who frequently reports AOL Terms of Service violations.

ScreenName123 is a tosser. He'll report you if you say "damn."

by Eric Chang February 05, 2004

Tosser

The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.

"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."

by Spasticus October 07, 2003