Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 05, 2017

My face is spicy

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021

shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.

Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.

by Christopher Andreychuk October 03, 2013

rule my face

To rock. Be awesome.

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!

by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008

booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

by ben hardass September 22, 2010

smell my face

In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.

I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!

by richardc May 26, 2006

Checkin' my face

To check one's facebook updates.

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Checkin' my face.

Dude1: Yo i gotta check mah face.

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 09, 2011