There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Thermal drill

A sentence in a video game called PAYDAY 2, if you don't pick up the thermal drill, Bain will say this sentence all the time until you pick it up.

Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay okay.
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay!! I'm going for it!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Oh will you shut up?!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP!!!!!!!
*picks up the thermal drill*
Bain: Get that drill to the vault door!
Guy: I know what to do, cunt...

by Thatheistingguy420 November 2, 2015

dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.

"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"

by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Therese

she’s not theresa so don’t call her that

hello therese

by hiimnottherese November 30, 2019

Thermite

He is very likely to be seen next to thatcher. Will probably be saying REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP. Will also be bitching about your team not having a thatcher and or a bandit bandit tricking.

Person 1: Thermite blow into garage.
Thermite: REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP.

by Who is LMFAO March 7, 2018

Therese

There’s is an amazing person with an extremely kind, warm heart. She is drop dead gorgeous, super smart, and hella funny. Don’t even get me started on how perfect Therese is. She has the most beautiful long, dark brown, silky hair. She also has the most amazing smile that is soooo contagious. Not to mention her eyes are sooooo pretty and mesmerizing. All there’s are extremely special and fantastic people. She has an amazing personality and character. She is the girl that everyone else is jealous of and wishes to be. And guy that has a Therese on their life is sooo extremely lucky. She it honestly the most beautiful perfect girl, and they better treat her well bc she is a rare jewl. There’s is a loyal friend that cares deeply about everyone. She can make even the most depressed person smile and laugh with just a short conversation. If you have a Therese in your life you better cherish her and tell her how freaking amazing she is, and you better not ever mess up that friend ship bc you will never find anyone nearly as perfect as her.

Girl: “omg did you see that girl Therese, she is just so perfect, I’m sooooo jealous”

by Duckies04 September 2, 2018