Thanksgiving

The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.

Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!

by Potatoestoot November 10, 2019

thanksgiving

the day given to the 4th Thursday in November fixed by the National Holiday Act in the late 19th century to commemorate the first settlers having survived the beginnings of their time in the new world and their superiority of the Native Peoples because if it ain't white, it ain't right. Even though the Native Peoples saved them from certain starvation.

Best time to think Native People are inferior as a Thanksgiving message.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

Thanksgiving

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

by John Superman November 29, 2013

Thanksgiving

Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.

I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!

by TurkeyPunchin' November 3, 2009

thanksgiving

when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey

after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

Thanksgiving

A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.

Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving

A Hoilday were people shove shit in there mouth

Thanksgiving is very fun to play with friends

by Dubiks December 24, 2018