technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.

person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.

Technoblade is amazing at PVP. I wish I had his skills.

by bella and devin who is a girl July 15, 2020

Technoblade

Technoblade Never Dies! He is said to be one of the Top Tier Minecraft PvP Youtubers in the form of a pig! SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Some of his top Key Phrases include:
"SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
"Technoblade never dies!"
"WHAT A SCAAAM!"
"Not even close!"
"Anarchy!"

and many, many more...

"Bro! I just got beta'd by Technoblade! I feel so honored!"

by Angiiieo April 16, 2021

Technoblade

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.

“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-

by Times3000 February 4, 2021

Technoblade

A boujwazee pig in a monarch outfit

Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies

by jesus_stan February 19, 2021

Technoblade

The legend himself that inspired the hearts of millions. He made many people happy everyday even in time of toughness and sorrow. Even when this guy got cancer he still managed to show how happy he was and still kept on making jokes about it which shows how strong he is. The legacy of Technoblade will never die.

Not even close baby Technoblade never dies.

by Erex69 August 26, 2022