A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
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by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023
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Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.
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The act of making someone think you're walking up to them by looking directly at them and smiling then once about to get to them quickly turn and say out loud SWOOP!!!!Confusing the person
The act of making someone think you're walking up to them by looking directly at them and smiling then once about to get to them quickly turn and say out loud SWOOP!!!!Confusing the person
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Get the Swooping mug.I am spoofing right now as we speak. I just spoofed all over your grandmother's face. Hey! Is that spoof on your collar?
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