Switzerland surrender

Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere

We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender

by VinnC0 September 4, 2016

Switzerland Twins

When you’re born on the same day as a cousin.

Sean and Johnny were born on the same day, And we’re cousins, so they are Switzerland Twins.

by PrestigedStoner August 28, 2022

Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war

Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland

by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

Going Switzerland

verb

means to go neutral on some lame dramatic bullshit in order to avoid pissing anybody off or losing any friends, just like Switzerland since 1815

girl: omg brad is so mean, back me up!
you: im going switzerland on this one
girl: whaaaattt!

by Lee Isr February 6, 2009

franklin university switzerland

a small american private university in Lugano, Switzerland. Filled with the top 1% of the world, representing over 60 nationalities including the Russian Mafia and the Saudi Royal Family. Known for their extravagant "academic" travel and sport car filled parking lot.

Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?

Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland

by franklinfinest February 5, 2017

Not Switzerland

Description of Sweden. Often used as a direct suffix to Sweden, since many americans think that Sweden and Switzerland are the same country.

- So, where do you live?
- Sweden--not Switzerland.

- Dude, this music is awesome! Is it from Swit-
- Sweden. Not Switzerland.

- Does Switzerland have polar bears?
- It's Sweden, not Switzerland. And there's no polar bears in either of them.

by Pestbarn August 22, 2011