Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.
by A.W November 22, 2007
Get the Playing Switch mug.A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".
John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
by BacchusJT December 14, 2010
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Get the Taylor Swift mug.BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.
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by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018
Get the Switch Juice mug.1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
by Captain Virgil November 3, 2018
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