by 1dirtymilf December 2, 2020

The act of taking a fat deuce in a bowl and putting it in the microwave to the point of liquidation. After this is done the warm liquid poop is rubbed on the victim.
by Abore shawn December 18, 2018

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.
Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.
Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.
by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).
None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.
It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.
It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.
by steamy john June 10, 2015

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by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.
After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!
by paddleB September 9, 2014
