Skip to main content

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.
I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.
by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011
mugGet the Stanley Steemer mug.

Stanley Steemer

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.
Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude
by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023
mugGet the Stanley Steemer mug.

stanly steamer

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.
we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.
by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009
mugGet the stanly steamer mug.

stanly steamer

when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1
ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit
by Rob n John February 6, 2009
mugGet the stanly steamer mug.

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
mugGet the Swinghaven Stanley Steemer mug.

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.
Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?
by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024
mugGet the stanely steemer mug.

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.
Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?
by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024
mugGet the stanely steemer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email