Spoutpourer

A very harsh insult. To call someone a spoutpourer is to imply that they pour from the spout. i.e. they are a conformist and must be ridiculed at all times.

"Chris, you are a spoutpourer"
"No, I'm not!!!!" {runs away crying}

by Stanlavisbad September 19, 2004

for shiz up the spout

For sure (definently) pregnant.

Dude, I am for shiz up the spout.

by Pantalones Verdes May 26, 2008

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

Sponty

A spontaneous gathering of an extended group of friends, usually involving alcohol or some other recreational drug. A sponty is generally organised within a few hours of it starting, so as to not detract from its spontaneity.

What are you guys doing tonight?
Nothing?
Sponty at Clare's place!

by Hectic Sponty Krew March 10, 2008

spontaneosity

A character trait that concentrates on keying in on a certain idea and throwing in a random amplifier, making better of any situation.

He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.

by Makki Nelson July 26, 2008

spontaneous

never knowing what is going to come next

Dude 1-damn man my new girl is so spontaneous,i NEVER know what shes going to do in bed:)
Dude 2- you lucky bastard

by sydney w!:) March 21, 2008

spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010