A rather scathing insult, especially when spoken with a thick Boston accent. It describes any guy who would otherwise be called dirtbag, scum, or the infamous "That Guy".
So I'm bangin' this chick, yeah? And get this; her boyfriend comes in and let me tell you, what a fackin' spoonge, eh?
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Somebody who is a complete retard, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. It originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. Basically a similar word would be retard.
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Get the spoonguard mug.(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.
"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."
NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"
compared to,
"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."
NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"
compared to,
"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."
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by zoobob December 15, 2004
Get the Spoonguard mug.Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.
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