Spoon 

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

Spoon by Oompada November 26, 2016

Spoon 

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

Spoon by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

Spoon 

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

Spoon by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

spoon 

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

spoon by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020

Spoon 

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

Spoon by playsthecat July 26, 2020

spoon 

a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out

'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'

spoon by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020

spoon 

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

spoon by Fred L ero September 30, 2020