spermdaddy

A spermdaddy is a noun used primary in the sperm oil industry. Spermdaddy is a compound word consisting of the words "sperm" meaning sperm oil and "daddy" meaning the oldest, best, or biggest example of something. The largest or most profitable batch of sperm oil is often refered to as the spermdaddy of the year.

This month's record spermdaddy is the largest batch we've had in years!

by Dick Buster Cherry January 4, 2023

sperdumping

The act of ejecting sperm into the toilet after sex to avoid pregnancy is sperdumping.

If you don't want them babies try sperdumping.

by 77moosw77 February 14, 2023

spermdinkle

Spermdinkle is the most magically word on the planet, it means magic and unicorn corns.

I have lots of spermdinkle

by Spermdinkle March 29, 2024

Carlo Sperduti

A Carlo Sperduti is defined as a person with exceptional skills in the boudoir. He`s tender at times yet a wild stallion at others.

The guy I was with last night had an air of Carlo Sperduti to him.

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by loverofthestallion March 14, 2013

Bernerner Sperder

A Bernerner Sperder is a tiny harmless spider from the eyes of a teenage girl.

Friend: AHHHHH A BERNERNER SPERDER!!!!
Me: it’s not gonna hurt you...

by TheRealChickenWang June 3, 2019