smush muffins

similar to fun bags.

Man, that girl is so hot I want to see her smush muffins.

by Masta N April 26, 2006

smush-smush

what snookie wants to do to every male boy in the universe. it consists of rape and sexy porn but don’t like because she’s killing whoever she’s with by giving them unhealthy amounts of STD’s

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 holy shit....

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 2 what?

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 ITS GONNA SMUSH-SMUSH ME

𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 snookie want smush-smush

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1...... 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳

by stealthyybot on fortnite👍 April 25, 2019

smush monkey

Someone who walks slowly when you want to get somewhere in a hurry but you can't overtake for some reason

This group of smush monkeys are taking ages

by Stewie + Holly August 22, 2007

Smush the bush

1.) The act of wearing tight underwear

2.) The act of getting on your grandma's extremely small toilet

3.) The act of having to press yourself against a cabinet to reach anything high on a shelf

"Boy this new DVB underwear will really smush the bush"

by Momo zone caller April 21, 2012

smush-smush

The *awwww* feeling you get after people say something incredibly sweet or cheesy. Can be used as a substitue or in addition to "awwwwww".

When a friend says "He held my hand" you say "smush-smush".

by Morris February 7, 2005

Smush cushion

A cushion that one has had sex on.

I wouldn't sleep there! That's Chads smush cushion!

by Ardvark666 February 24, 2012

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019