Smuggle-fuckel

To steal coconuts from Mexico and bring them into another country.

(Misheard someone saying something else about the subject and this is the word that was heard. We thought it was a great word, try saying it out loud).

I totally pulled a Smuggle-fuckel

by dreakay April 05, 2008

smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 08, 2010

pog smuggling

The act of engaging in a practice that makes little or no sense.

Tom did something that was almost as silly as pog smuggling.

by Pog October 26, 2003

Smuggling-Sultana's

Where ones nipples are a noticable bump in a shirt/top. Usually more noticable in women on cold day's. Not Gender Specific.

Ooh look at her, she's smuggling sultana's.

by Michael Higgs October 19, 2004

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 06, 2009

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015

smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 14, 2011