Ass Smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.

Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.

by Slobo March 12, 2008

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.

Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher

by Lutzie January 31, 2010

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016

mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.

"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."

by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012

Truth smasher

simply put someone who smashes the truth; telling bold faced lies trouncing the obviously known truth; making things up and sticking by your stance even when proven facts say otherwise - the use of the word truth smasher is accompanied with a hard pound of one fist into the open palm of the other hand which in effect smashes the truth

Other forms of the word include "smashing the truth" or "truth smashing"

Jessica sees Bob talking to another girl. The next day Jessica brings this up and Bob denies it, in anguish and disgust Jessica blurts out, "Bob you are a truth smasher!"

Mike says the Patriots won the 2011-2012 Super Bowl. Jim replies, "No the Giants won you are just being a truth smasher!" or "stop this nonsense now you're smashing the truth."

by TK105 August 25, 2012

Smasher Dasher

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.

Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!

by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011