Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

by thescooter0808 January 1, 2015

Sloppy joe

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

by Sxfvhnk1100 July 10, 2016

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012

Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010

Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes

Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha

by JDubz October 23, 2006

sloppy joe

To suck the loose stool out of one's anus.

There was no toilet available, so he asked her to give him a sloppy joe.

by Rob Marconi August 31, 2007