1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
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by Donna K. March 28, 2003
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“Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”
“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”
“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”
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by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012
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Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.
It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.
It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?
Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
by EZMickey January 17, 2009
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