A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
by Solid Mantis October 07, 2017
When one person leans his head back with his mouth open and the other person launches a hot lugey into their open mouth.
by Jackdymph May 17, 2017
Taking a used condom, pulling the filled end of sperm back, like a slingshot, and shooting it in someones face.
by Buff Drinklots May 05, 2017
We were fucking wish masks on when I was about to cum then turned her around, she pulled the mask away from her face and in shot my load in it then she let go like a sling shot all while screaming Fauci. The Fauci Slingshot
by Jumblez March 08, 2022
When you take a girls tampon out and twirl it like a propeller, slinging an over spray of blood across her face like a clogged needle.
by NAFT69 August 04, 2020
Usually during a blow job, you nut into a girl's nose and have her hock a loogie so she spits out a mucus-cum ball back onto your dick.
by Yung Lad April 26, 2019
A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.
She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.
by polishguru March 12, 2015