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Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.
by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021
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Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.
You've been Santa Clause'd!
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025
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The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .
Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause
by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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disco santa claus

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.
Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.
by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011
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dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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