When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me
The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!