Stefani Schultz

thee hottest girl that god put on this planet

Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!

Guy 2: Impossible.

by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009

Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.

Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.

by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007

Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010

shutzstaffel

the Shutzstaffel was hitlers private lifeguards during pre-ww2, when ww2 startet it became a more or less normal fighting group of nazis. The german army was not nazies, they where normal germans stationed in war.

The Schutzstaffel is 2 german words; Schutz and staffel. Shutz means to shoot or someone shooting ( wierd translation options here ) staffel means group.
The Schutzstaffel was divided into 2 groups; Algemeine Schutzstaffel ( nazi group ) and Waffen Schutzstaffek ( special forces nazi group )
Shutzstaffel is shorten down to SS.

zomfg!! its waffen ss!!! run!!!1

by Ober Ogrim SL August 14, 2004

Smultz

A level of smut that is so graphic and possibly grotesque that it cannot be grouped with average smut.

"God, did you read that fic?"
"That was beyond smut."
"I know! It was such a smultz!"

by corzith April 10, 2009

schultzie

a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina

"He was a horny bastard so he pulled a "schultzie" to get in her pants."

by J UNIT July 16, 2008

schultz

to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.

what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.

by yankeefanatic89 July 18, 2011