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Shtitlick

The act of taking a dump whilst gingerly licking a highly aroused areola. Highly akin to a shtitdump.
I could not believe the shtitlick I lucked into earlier at the grocery store. Best day ever...
by Cheefroach June 23, 2024
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shtitlick

While excreting a bowel movement, the action of gingerly licking a highly aroused areola.
Wow! The morning shtitlick with the wife made me late for work today...
by Cheefroach June 23, 2024
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The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015
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Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.
by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021
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dirty stetler

A dirty stetler is when you and your girl eat Taco Bell, then you stick your dick in her ass until she shits on it. She then gets down and gives you a blowjob.
You me and my girl went crazy and had a dirty stetler
by Shiteater99 February 20, 2025
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dirty Stetler

When a 5’9” blonde male receives the nastiest hawk tuah of all time and then begins charizarding the girl until she passes due to eternal orgasms. He then begins to Munt on her and then when she is buried he begins to reverse diglet her.
Last night was crazy Bro. I gave my girl the dirty Stetler like no other.
by Stetlering, Dirty Stetler February 20, 2025
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