This word originated in the 1990s in the middle eastern, most likely iran. Early in the 2000s it was brought over to the United States of America through the ESOL program in public schools allowing the exchange of students from all over the world to come and share there culture with americans. The word in its true form is known as shizlic, but was americanized into shizzles to make it sound more of a noun than an adjective. Shizzles is a way of expressing extreme happiness, terror, sadness, boredom, hungriness, and last but not least sexual pleasure. Some forms you may have heard around your school are things like shizzled, shizzling, deshizzle, and on rare ocassions shizzlcide. The study of shizzles is known as Shizzology. One of the top leading professors of shizzology is Soheil Bagheri who at the University in Iran to help solve a cure of the disease Shizzleopholis and people who have shizzlephobia. The belief of Shizzles is known as Shizzlism which derives from the ancient iranians who built shizloids and worship the all powerful JAN. JAN, unlike many other gods in other religions, is not a virgin. In fact you could say she has sex with everyday. But not just everyone can have sex with JAN. In order to meet the standards of the high and mighty JAN, you must have one charachistic and that is to be black. Yes, JAN is BDO (Black Dick Only) so sorry you on the prowl young spider monkeys looking to mate. In order to be a member of Shizzlism there are a few things to make sure of before you get yourself Shizlized. You must get down on your knees and bow to any passing by black person. You must hate indians with a passion. And third of all you cannot be a virgin.
"Dude this girl just came and jumped on me shes hot. She put vagina in my dick not lying haha felt good as shizzles"
"Cool Andrew"
"Cool Andrew"
by monkeyboy626 August 5, 2009
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The word stupid white people say when they're trying to be cool but cant quite pronounce "fo' shizzle" right.
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A rant on adultswim board: "FLCL is the shizzney" - writer definitely appreciated the anime aka "Fooly Cooly" (not sure of spelling) Perhaps an up-and-comer in the slang lexicon, as only 35 Google entries found on 8/23/03.
by Novotaku August 23, 2003
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Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.
Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.
Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.
"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"
"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"
"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"
by Martyn Stewart July 30, 2008
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