Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

Shitehawk

You, you bastard

You are a shitehawk

by Philip Dunlop April 29, 2004

Shitehawk

used to describe the grimmest estate in Brighton, Whitehawk. Also referred to as "Pikehawk".

Whitehawk, council estate full of chav scum.

by oBb peHo June 16, 2004

Shitehead

a hobo that sucks dick for crack money. These are common around the U.K.
visiting the U.K. i found quite a few of these, and hobo or crackhead just didn't seem like enough.

Look mommy! it's a shitehead! may i give it money?
Not until you're 18 sweetie.

by Alexander The Great March 4, 2005

Soy-fed shitehawks

A certain type of 'Woke' social media commenter who looks for celebrity accounts who dare to contravene whatever moral boundary they favour and seeks to gain recognition and moral standing for admonishing said celebrity, despite their complete irrelevance in relation to said celebrity.

All those soy-fed shitehawks queuing up to scream about how "irrelevant" @JohnCleese honestly don't see how utterly moronic they look right now. Irrelevance is now being mentioned by thousands. Imagine that.

by limbo90 November 27, 2020

shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011