Runny Shit

A diarrhea like substance that will make you scream and shout until it is all out. It usually last for a day or longer. If it ends up in your pants it is the worst clean up you will ever experience.

Yesterday I couldn't go into work because I had horrible runny shit.

by Piazzaboy25 July 7, 2017

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012