shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.

"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"

by Glittercake August 26, 2008

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

Shatter Pussy

bmx riding man sluts who fuck as many girls as they can to become famous.

"Hey did you hear what Shatter Pussy is all about?"
"Yeah, duh i've been sleeping with kris with a k"

by ohioslut July 30, 2009

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005