smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

Shashwat

a complex, curious, flawed person who cares deeply and in ways that are unfathomable.

smart to a flaw.

also can be the most annoying person on this planet if he decides he cares for you enough.

his mind also resides in the gutter, so good luck getting away without hearing some really bad, lame jokes that sexualise everything.

He: that guy is so confident in himself, and such a smart and caring chap. he must be a Shashwat!

by batawada October 30, 2021

Shashwat

He's the best person one can ever have. They are mostly nerds but not in a bad way. They are charming and you can easily fall in love with them

I love you shashwat

by Nishika November 22, 2021

Shashwath

The name gives out the meaning of "permanent". As is not temporary, but fixed. The meaning then gives the definition of the name based on its character. Like whatever emotions, attitude, skill, etc etc, the person develops can be permanent! So it basically implies to both positive and negative characters. But what's keeping a person from changing himself? A name?

Let good health and wealth be "shashwath" (permanent) with you.

by Anony-mous November 23, 2021

Shashwat Pratap sinh Thakur

He is the sweetest person alive on earth...a little naught but he is the at the end of the day

He can lift your mood at anytime of the day and entertain you forever

He is the most hottest person alive on this planet and is the best guy/boyfriend you can ever hope for
If u have him don't ever let him go

The sweetest gentleman in this room...that's shashwat Pratap sinh Thakur

by Anonymous31! November 24, 2021

Shashwat Thakur

Shashwat is the most sweetest guy alive in the universe...he is a little naughty but the most caring at the same time.
He can never bore you and will entertain you all night long with his stories

He is HOT AS FUCK and loves you like heaven if you mean something to him....
If u ever get a guy like him NEVER LET HIM GO

The sweetest gentleman in the room tonight....oh! Thats Shashwat Thakur

by Anonymous31! November 24, 2021

Shashwat Thakur

Shashwat is the most sweetest guy alive in the universe...he is a little naughty but the most caring at the same time.
He can never bore you and will entertain you all night long with his stories

He is HOT AS FUCK and loves you like heaven if you mean something to him....
If u ever get a guy like him NEVER LET HIM GO

The sweetest gentleman in the room tonight....oh! Thats Shashwat Thakur

by Anonymous31! November 24, 2021