Shark ..... week

When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.

Shark ..... week

by dome condom August 27, 2010

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

short weekends

When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.

"Ha Ha look at that dudes Short Weekends!"

by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007

sharkweek

that time of the month when a lady undergoes menstruation- ie her period.

boy to girl- what's wrong with you? you're being a bitch.
girl to boy- it's sharkweek.

by ellewinter April 21, 2010

snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

sharkweek

shark week refers to the one week of the month where a woman menstruates, hereby bleeding profusely from the vagina. it is coined shark week because the amount of blood that drips/streams out of the vagina resembles an attack carried out by sharks on a human in the ocean. it also feels like a shark is attacking the host. also lasts one week.

human- *reaches out to touch female in the pants
female- no
human- oh but why?
famale- because sharkweek

by envylies January 29, 2016

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025