Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.

Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010

Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley

that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice

by samgoody July 9, 2009

Shit-Log Sheriff

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.

Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.

by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)

"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

by donna-chester! March 11, 2008

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005

shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008